Blitz Super Wheel Slot

Get your Blitz Out! 

Now, that I have your attention, dear readers, I present the Blitz Super Wheel slot. An online casino game from the more often than not, rubbish software developer Pragmatic Play, who has somehow now managed to make a game of some worth. 

Just kidding, folks. Sadly, I expect the same old crap of Pragmatic Play. So, as I weep to the sound of a random violin playing, I ponder deep thoughts of why I am tormented, nay plagued, nay agitated, nay perturbed, and other words you can get for free through an online thesaurus. Just how do they keep getting away with this?

You can see the effort. The old-school fruit machine design, the neon lights, and the Blitz Super Wheel of Fortune addition. It’s all there, the ingredients for a classic casino game. But, alas, in typical fashion, Pragmatic Play fails to deliver change.  The next 1,400 words will describe in detail how. Strap yourselves in, folks, because I’m about to go blitz on its a**!

Now, luck plays a huge role in how top casino slots perform. I’m not wearing lucky socks or briefs at all. In fact, I am fully naked right now. But high-volatility slot machines like Blitz Super Wheel aren’t normally supposed to cough up wins so quickly. Yes, returns are expected to be high, but more often than not, you have to put a lot more in to get a lot more out. 

To play, first, set your bet using the + and – buttons. The lowest betting price begins at $0.20 and rises to $240. Once you have selected the value to suit your playable budget, start the game by pressing the spin button. Upon this action, the reels begin to spin, and when they stop, your bet either wins or loses, or you activate a special feature. 

To win, you must land three, four, or five of the same symbols across the game’s twenty paylines. The top symbols are the bells, fruits, and the Wild. The lower symbols are the A, K, Q, J, and 10. Two or less wins you nothing. The special features you can activate include the Super Wheel and the Free Spins bonus game.

Special features can play a highly effective role in helping you win more money, but there is no guarantee any will land. 

Seriously, what the hell did I just play? What the hell happened? It wasn’t supposed to be successful. You’re not supposed to win that much money from a $0.60 bet per spin and just after four spins. As I weep once again to the sound of the same violin, I contemplate what could have been if I had played with my normal $2 bets.  

Blitz Super Wheel did deliver the goods. This is because, FINALLY, Pragmatic Play gave one of their slot games a bit of oomph through the use of a Super Wheel, which contained plenty of modifier features. When I first looked at the design and programming, I judged way too quickly, and heck, I still might be right; after all, I did only play four spins and 13 free bonus spins. Let me know how lucky you get in the comments when you play the free demo game.